The Final Frontjeer

Sunday, July 3, 2016

WHY AM I WATCHING BEYOND THE FARTHEST STAR?

In which we boldly take a detour

These guys. These fucking guys,

WHY AM I WATCHING ADRIFT?

In which ABC forgets to pay the electric bill.

WHY AM I WATCHING MAN OF SCIENCE, MAN OF FAITH?

In which there is a lot of running in place

Duhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHY AM I WATCHING VOYAGER?

In which Jeri Ryan has led an interesting life.

I wouldn't mind joining her Collective. Eh? Eh?

WHY AM I WATCHING JOURNEY 2 THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND?

In which The Rock, Micheal Caine, and Luis Guzman.... wait, what?

WHY AM I WATCHING EXODUS, PART 2?

In which shit continues to be real.

HAAAAAAAAAATCH

WHY AM I WATCHING VOYAGER?

Seriously, why? This show is a garbage show.

Only 90's kids will like this episode.